Weird Emails I Get

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I don’t know where these people get my email address from, but I thought I’d share their love with you.

LUST!

From Miss Vera:

“Nice to meet you,
How are you and how is your work? i hope that all is well with you, My name is miss vera ,i know that you may be surprise how i get your contact, i come in contact with your profile today at(www.residentadvisor.net) when i was browsing looking for honest partner,then i feel to drop this few line to you , and  i will like you to contact me through my email so that we can know each other and exchange our pictures, and we may be come partner.My email address is  (xxxxxxxxxxxx)

Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.
i am waiting  to hear from you soon.
With regards Miss vera

Please contact me directly with (xxxxxxxxxxxxxx)”

GREED!!

From A Bunch Of Tossers:

“You are cordially invited to join us for a unique afternoon of Champagne-fuelled revelry hosted by Veni Vidici at No5 Cavendish in Mayfair. Guests will enjoy Italian-style tapas and canapés, burlesque and cabaret shows and a surprise performance by the Veni Vidici goddesses with their amazing fire show. Space is limited, so reserve your tickets quickly.”

Seriously, you have to check the link for it… click here

Actually, I replied to this one to tell them not to send me any more of their spam crap. They sent me the following reply:

“fuck off, you lowlife prick! cry me a river :.. (“

Bless their hearts.

ENVY!!!

While we’re on the subject of weird internet shit, we’d been doing rather well over at Mix.DJ, with nearly 20,000 listens for one podcast. Then one day a few weeks ago, a guy posted a mix with our colour scheme for his artwork, and called it “Chill Resonance”. It had Enigma in the track-listing. In a possibly connected turn of events, our listener numbers then fell through floor for our next mix. Still, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Which is probably why the same guy put up his new drum n’ bass mix immediately after ours last week, denting our numbers again. This same guy, incidentally, is a site moderator, uploader and staff member for, erm, Mix.DJ.

Ah, the sweet smell of success… Like we give a shit.

“The music industry is a cruel, shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where pimps and thieves run free, and good men die like dogs.  There’s also a negative side.” – Hunter S. Thompson

Tally ho, and watch out for the canapes.

New Tracks!

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Here are some new tunes wot Seany Tea and me and Mitee did. Without bigging ourselves up too much, I reckon they’re pretty good. Seany is going to bosh out some artwork for the cover, and then we’ll send it all off to the distributor as our next release. We’ll keep you posted. Marvellous!

More DJ confirmations for CAMP

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It’s certainly looking like being a blinder of a night down at CAMP on Saturday 17th March, which incidentally is St. Patrick’s Day, as if you needed an excuse to party.  Here’s the lowdown on a couple more DJs that will be joining us there… so make sure you do too, innit.  Or I’ll cry like a girl.  And you don’t need to see that.

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS

Coming highly recommended by our designer, Phil, we knew we had to have these lads along as soon as we heard their Soundcloud mix. With their choice selection of fidgety techy bassline electro, they are a dead cert for dancefloor pandemonium. Having already played at venues all over London and the South East since teaming up not so long ago, Kieran and Sam are making friends and influencing people, and rightfully so. And they’ve got an awesome name, which, let’s face it, is always a deal clincher.

DOMINIC JUGGINS

20 years old is pretty young to become the boss of a record label, but Dom handles it with the humility and enthusiasm we’d expect of one of our own. Already producing his own work, and dropping phat deep house sets at our events here in London, as well as in his native West country, Dom has it all to play for. Expect the finest laid back but funky house, locked firmly into his trademark groove.

Line Up And Artwork Sorted For The CAMP

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Yes, we’re back…!!! And we’re more marvellous than ever.

Saturday 17th March
9pm – 3am
Upstairs at The CAMP, 70 – 74 City Road, London, EC1Y 2BJ
Nearest tube: Old Street (1 min walk)
Bus routes: 21, 45, 55, 76, 135, 141, 205, 214, 243, 271, 394, N35, N55, N76
Bus map: http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/gettingaround/maps/buses/pdf/oldstreetandmoorfieldseyehospital-2197.pdf

resonanceonline.co.uk
facebook.com/resonancefamily

DJs on the night:

Mitee & Default Disruptor – Resonance (Burning Man/MoS/Roxy)
D’Vinci – TooB Records (We Love/Pacha/MoS/The Egg)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Mr Benn (Hard Acid Style/Medicinal Compound)

Music policy:
Electronic atmospheric urban rooted grooves
In other words, lots of bass, with lots of levels
Fun for all the family
Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back

Oh, and what was that again? FREE ENTRY? Well, that’ll be splendid.

Biographies:

MITEE & DEFAULT DISRUPTOR

With DJ credits between them including half of the venues in London, and overseas gigs in cities including Berlin, Barcelona, San Francisco and New York, Mitee & Default Disruptor are certainly not messing about. Adept at spinning and producing just about any genre of electronic music, but with a definite preference for fat basslines and soulful melodies, expect it to get emotional on the dancefloor when Resonance head honchos Nunu and Rob step up to the decks.

D’VINCI

Tearing it up with remix work and original releases that are drawing ever increasing attention on the house scene both here and overseas, the TooB Records boys will be rocking the venue with their shuddering selection of bass heavy deep house grooves. Featuring Sam Caterer, one half of major league electro producers Caninesounds, who have played as far afield as Womb in Tokyo and Space in Ibiza, and AC, who started his career as a garage DJ supporting the biggest names at some of the best-known venues in London, this back-to-back duo will most certainly show you how it should be done.

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS

Biography coming shortly

MR BENN

Still proudly filling his bedroom with a record collection spanning over 12 years, Benn loves anything as long as it’s dirty. In his acid techno days a decade ago, he warmed up for the likes of Chris Liberator, and manned the decks on many an infamous boat party from the pier of Southampton’s Ocean Village. Since then, he’s been exploring the grimy side of electro and drum n’ bass, and with plenty of vintage vinyl monsters to choose from, he’s 100% guaranteed to get you freaky on the dance floor. Have your bass faces at the ready.

All of this, and you don’t even have to pay for it. We’re giving this love away for FREE, so get your arses down there, and who knows, you might even get a lollipop and a free CD for your troubles. Ok, the lollipop isn’t a deal clincher, but it’s the thought that counts. The free CD on the other hand, featuring tracks from Mitee & Default Disruptor’s forthcoming debut album, is most definitely worth getting your hands on. It’ll be a collector’s item one day… in their dreams, anyway. Don’t tell them I said that though, even though I am one of them. And if that confused you, definitely don’t come to the after parties, because there’s plenty more nonsense where that came from. After parties? You heard nothing.